Turning to the man behind me I* said, “You can order; I haven’t decided.”
“Mac’n fries,” He told the cashier.
“Sounds good, I’ll have the same.”
A tray arrived with fries, which I began sampling.
“You through?” He asked.
“Just need my Big Mac…”
“You through eatin’ my fries?”
Oops.
…………………………………………….
This true story is part of the WordPress Weekly Writing Challenge. *Identities have been removed to protect [my mother] from further embarrassment then this faux pas already provided.
Making Life an Art 
Haha…oops moment indeed! 😀
Hahahahaha – loved this! Very funny! 😀
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I was practicing the “commandment”
‘ reach out and touch someone’ but his fries got in the way. He did wait til I got seated then sat as far from me as he could. another golden opportunity lost under the “golden arches”
Nice to see you here, Mom! Thanks for visiting!
wouldn’t miss any of your endeavers I have 2 treasures that I consider my gift to making the world a better place you and your sister, with all your talents….artist, author, perfect mom’s who could ask for anything more!
Haha. Nice disguise mom! Posting a comment from Kelly’s ID!
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Brilliant!
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Hahaha…. 😀
Funny indeed!
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